ESL CAFE: KIND HEARTS TRANSCEND NATIONS

JUST A THANKS TO ANY ESL CAFE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE BLOG LINK. COOL FOLK. DON'T YELL AT THOSE WHO YELLED AT ME. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND. EVEN NON-CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GROW IN ENDURANCE. CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GROW IN YOUR FAITH IN THE UNREASONABLENESS OF KINDNESS TO STRANGERS.

My plagiarist Simile to Karen...Blame the Princess Bride - Sucker for True Love

PART OF "WHEN THE CITY DROPS INTO THE NIGHT"

A coward dies a thousand deaths
A junkie lives a thousand lives & then dies a thousand deaths
The black and white Ying/Yang unite dualism
Life means nothing without death
Death means nothing without something to die for
If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything
I can only steal words now

I crave Karen's embrace not as a new "connection"
I crave her completion of my circle
Princess Bride is a silly tale
Love is silly and emotional
It does not have to make sense
Why?
Because there is no such thing as a perfect circle
Pi is an irrational number
3.14159
http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/faq.pi.html
The ring of love is the icon of that unity
It make no sense, for it fails to define the circle

If it does not make sense; it is irrational or emotional
Is faith in love not rational,it's pragmatic
I could never reach her arms
I could move to Karen 1/2 the distance between her & now
Every number is divisible by two
Rationally, I could never reach her

Yet, if I drop a glass it breaks
I have abandoned addiction as faith in the perfect circle
Only faith in irrationality makes love real
Let the eye be the measure of love, not the ruler
let the butterfly flutter around the flower
A picture is worth a Pi of words

I will hold my heart
I will give it irrationally
I know that if it falls it will break
That is not rational
Do not rely on reason
It will convince you that dropping never breaks

If I tell you you can make a perfect circle
I can tell you that a bomb will never reach earth
I cannot prove either
But I have faith in both
I have seen and felt both
One if faith in duality
The other, a destruction of life

If we are always halfway to death
Why do we reach death?
If we are always half way to love
Why do we reach love?

Faith, by nature, is irrational
It is not hope
It is truth
It is a bomb
Destiny is not a eternal chain of half-ways

RELEVANT PART OF SONG
WHEN THE CITY DROPS INTO THE NIGHT
JIM CARROL :CATHOLIC BOY

AN ADDICT'S REFLECTION:
It's when the body at the bottom,
That body is my own reflection
But it ain't hip to sink that low
Unless you're gonna make a resurrection
They're always gonna come to your door
They're gonna say, "it's just a routine inspection"
But what you get when you open your door
What you get is just another injection

And there's always gonna be one more
With just a little bit less until the next one

They wait in shadows & steal light from your eyes
To them vision's just some costly infection

But listen, you should come with me
I'm the fire, I'm the fire's reflection
I'm just a constant warning
I'm a constant warning to take the other direction

Mister, I am your connection

'cause when the city drops into the night
Before the darkness there's one moment of light
That's when everything seems clear
The other side, she seems so near

What seemed wrong?
I think it's gonna be just about right
Before the city drops, the city drops
Into the night

AN 8 HOUR MEDITATION WATERFALL & CUBAN CIGARS

Two large spouts drain water right at the entrance of the garage entering my aparment area. In the back the same two spouts drop water in front of the two screened windows that open into my "closet/tool" area where my washing machine is. I also have this very strange window that opens up into what is basically a blocked off space about 3 feet high and 20 feet long. It is great b/c it keeps my water cool during the winter. It also holds a pocket of cool air that keeps my place cool on hot days.

The combination of the 3, with the reverb from the three rooms is like having 3 simultaneous running water fountains coming in all of my windows. The harder it rains the more enveloping the cascade of sound is on my psyche. I am sipping green tea, I finished the Princess Bride and am practicing new songs.

Knowing the money is coming in, the place will be rented and I will leave here with over 15G helps with the serenity. I am packing as much as possible and will send to Karen's so I don't have to mess with excess luggage and weight.

My goal is to have my two guitars be checked at the gate and my carry on be my small Marshall Amp and some/clothes.

My only curse is constant fatigue and an inability to sleep. I hit the gym daily, but the trainer saw my ankle and asked me to take two days off and ice it down. It was getting blue and swollen again. He said he will help me rehab on Monday.

I hate cigarettes. However I did get my hands on a couple of hand rolled Havana Cubans. Inhaling hurts, but the flavor is so unique and soothing. I don't want to end up a smoker, but I must admit, hand rolled Havana Cuban cigars deserve their reputation. They are like cancer that tastes like candy. I call it "cancer-licious." They feel like a sedative and one lasts me 3 days.

I will miss these nearly as much as bidets. I put a squirt gun next to my toilet, but it just wasn't the same. I must have a Bidet. I will leave my Socialistic Cubans behind. well...I may bring a couple. ...gifts, ya,....gifts.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE

One of the best movies of all time. A quote jumped from the screen and put a fish hook in my soul.

"Life is pain. Anybody who tells you differently is selling something."

Not very Buddha, but it pulls me into the boat.

SNOWBLIND: OZZY, ZAKK, ME AND THE HANDCUFFS OF DOCTORS

SNOWBLIND (METH & BEYOND)

What you get and what you see
Things that don't come easily
Feeling happy in my vein
Icicles within my brain

Something blowing in my head
Winds of ice, it soon will spread
Death would freeze my very soul
Makes me happy, makes me cold

My eyes are blind but I can see
The snowflakes glisten on the tree
The sun no longer sets me free, child
I feel there's no place freezing me

Let the winter sun shine on
Let me feel the frost of dawn
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow

Don't you think I know what I'm doing?
Don't tell me that it's doing me wrong
You're the one that's really a loser
This is where I feel I belong

Crystal world with winter flowers
Turns my day to frozen hours
Lying snowblind in the sun
Will my ice age ever come?

I WISH I WAS ZAKK

Title: Bridge to Cross

Hands on the wheel
All is straight ahead
Left behind
Second guessing all that I once said

I once said, ohhh...
I once said, ohhh...
My spirit is bent and there's blood on my hands
The more I'm down, the less I understand
Once so found, now so lost
I ask no questions,
There's just one more bridge to cross.

Always black and white
Would change it if I could
I'll take what I'm handed
Whether it's damned or if it's good

If it's good, ohh...
If it's good, ohh...
My spirit is bent and there's blood on my hands
The more I'm down, the less I understand
Once so found, now so lost
I ask no questions,
There's just one more bridge to cross.

My spirit is bent and there's blood on my hands
The more I'm down, the less I understand
Once so found, now so lost
I ask no questions,
there's just one more bridge to cross.

I WISH I WAS ZAKK 1

TORN & TATTERED
Zakk Wylde

Take a listen
Child, if you can
Gonna tell you a story, now
About a broken man

He done built his walls
In time they all caved in
He done lost what he loved, son
Done killed him in the end

Lord, I’ll take it here to heaven
Feelin’ like you don’t belong
Lord, if life was music
Yours would be one torn and tattered song
Oh yeah.

A whole lot of hurtin’, child
A whole lotta pain
If you could do it all over, son
Tell me, would it end the same?

A never ending feeling
Forever sinkin’ low
I lost the light in your tunnel, child
You lost which way to go

Lord, I’ll take it here to heaven
Feelin’ like you don’t belong
Lord, if life was music
Yours would be one torn and tattered song
Oh yeah.

Lord, I’ll take it here to heaven
Feelin’ like you don’t belong
Lord, if life was music
Yours would be one torn and tattered song
Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah now
One torn and tattered song,
Hey, yeah now
Lord, one torn and tattered song now
Lord, one torn and tattered song.

NO PHOTOS FOR A WHILE

CAMERA DROPPED - DESKTOP EXPLODED - AM LIVING ON A SLOW LAPTOP.

INTEVIEW WITH SEOUL NATIONAL UNIVERSITY COMING UP - STARTS 7/1....WISH ME LUCK!

Pagoda or the Kims stole all of my money out of my account. I don't know who - but when it rains....I make water balloons for when I land on my feet. I now have no account and my phone, utilities and gas will likely get yanked 6/11. If my IRA comes through I am cool though. Uhmmm, I never figured out who said it, but if anybody is interested, now is the time to opt in to my "Kelly Wannabe" club. It has no AC, bed, hot water, gas, washing machine, fridge, job or legal income, medical benefits or substantial savings. The upside is...it isn't you.

Ah, it will just make victory all the sweeter.

Why hate yourself when it is so much easier to hate others. I think I have found a way to grift my way through June. Cannot post details, but you only lose when you quit trying.

Peace...rain on me. KDF

AA NEVER MADE TO EAST ASIA

In a daring attempt to prove that the Ninja spirit and the "disprine" of Asian culture could overcome the perils of alcoholism, Soju Sakisam attempts to conquere the first beer in Japan. Despite his gallant attempts, his head exploded after a mere three minutes of intense denial.

Sadly, 3 bystanders were killed in the mad rush for the unopened beer and AA suffered its first major defeat in East Asia.

FUKUOKA BALLET LESSONS - OUCH 0506

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FUKUOKA FLOWER GARDENS 0506

Cool city. I miss the Bidets already.

NEW BUSINESS IDEA

MANY PEOPLE MY AGE NOW TRAVEL AND PLAY MUSIC. WE DON'T BRING OUR INSTRUMENTS WITH US B/C IT SUCKS TO TRAVEL WITH THEM. WHAT IF A COMPANY WERE TO CREATE A NETWORK:

1) HOTELS (AND THEIR BUILT IN CREDIT CARD SYSTEM)
2) LOCAL MUSIC SHOPS

WHEN YOU CHECK INTO A HOTEL YOU CAN ORDER PORN, PIZZA, MOVIES...WHY NOT A GUITAR OR A KEYBOARD?

POD AND OTHER AMP SIMULATORS HAVE SYSTEMS THAT SOUND PERFECT YET ONLY CAN HEARD THROUGH HEADPHONES. SAME WITH MOST ANY INSTRUMENT.

SO, FOR $40 A NIGHT, $75 FOR 2 AND $100 FOR THREE NIGHTS, YOU GET AN INSTRUMENT AND HEADPHONE AMP SIMULATOR THAT WON'T BOTHER NEIGHBORS.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS GET A CHAIN OF LOCAL SHOPS WILLING TO MAKE A LIST OF INSTRUMENTS AVAILABLE ONLINE AND YOU ORDER THEM FROM YOUR TV AND THEY ARE DELIVERED LIKE PIZZA'S.

I WOULD PAY. START WITH THE BASICS:
STRAT
GIBSON
ACOUSTICS
KEYBOARDS
ALL AMP MODELING

ALL WOULD BE SECURED BY CREDIT CARD AND CLEARED AND CHECKED JUST LIKE YOUR MOVIES AND OTHER EXTRAS AT THE DESK. NO REAL HASTLE, JUST NETWORKING.

I THINK THIS WOULD MAKE MONEY.

I NEED TO WIN A LOTTERY.

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

MAN WHAT A GORGEOUS DAY! I AM PUMPED. THE BREAKFAST HERE HAS AN ESPRESSO MACHINE, YOGURT, BOILED EGGS AND FAT FREE MILK. MY OLD STANDBY BREAKFAST IN THE US!!! I AM ZAPPED WITH ESPRESSO AND IN GREAT SPIRITS.

I HAVE A MAP OF THE CITY AND THE SUBWAY. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT TO THE OCEAN, BUT IT WILL TAKE TOO MUCH TRAVEL TIME. I CAN MAKE IT TO 3-4 TEMPLES AND MARKETS OR ONE BIG BODY OF WATER. I WILL TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE.

IF I CAN FIND A COMPUTER SHOP I WILL FIND A WIRE TO CONNECT MY CAMERA TO MY COMPUTER AND POST THE PICS. THERE ARE ALSO SOME FUNNY ONES OF MY WITH MY BLOODY KNEE, ELBOW AND FOREHEAD. THEY LOOK WORSE THAN THEY ARE. I BLEED LIKE AN IRISHMAN.

HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING A GREAT DAY. LOVE YOU ALL AND SORRY AGAIN FOR MY BLAST OF RELIGIOUS PIOUS CLOSE-MINDED SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS. YOU ALL DESERVE MORE RESPECT FROM ME THAN THAT AND IT WAS SELFISH OF ME JUDGE. IF IT FEELS GOOD AND MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON THAN DO IT.

WITH THAT IN MIND I AM GOING TO GO POOP. I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO POOP, BUT WHEN I PUSH THAT BUTTON IT MAKES ME POOP. I FIGURED OUT A KILLER LITTLE FEATURE. THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES IT SQUIRTED ICE COLD WATER ON MY BUNGULAR REGION. MY BUTT CLINCHED SO HARD I COULD HAVE CRACKED OPEN A WALNUT.

I NOTICED A "PREP" BUTTON. IT LETS OUT ALL OF THE COLD WATER AND SHOOTS WARM WATER. AHHH, NOW THAT'S LIVING THE HIGH LIFE. IT MAKES ME WANT TO SING.

I THINK I AM GOING TO CREATE A NEW RAP CHARACTER BASED ON THIS EXPERIENCE. INSTEAD OF EMINEM I WILL CALL HIM ENIMA-EM! HA, I KILL ME.

PEACE YA'LL AND HOPEFULLY I WILL COME BACK AND POST SOME BEAUTIFUL PICS. NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY....JUST AN EVER-PRESENT LAYER OF SMOG AND HUMIDITY. AHH, SMELLS LIKE CAPITALISM!!!!

LOVE YOU ALL. PLEASE TRY AND FIND A WAY TO "REGISTER" OR LEAVE AN EMAIL ADDRESS. ANONYMOUS COMMENTS WILL BE HELD PENDING APPROVAL, SO IF YOU DON'T REGISTER AN EMAIL, IT MAY NOT END UP ON THE BLOG.

I HAD SOMEONE POST A VERY HATEFUL POST. I AM GLAD IN A WAY BECAUSE IT HELPED ME SEE HOW HATEFUL MY COMMENT ABOUT THE CHURCH WAS. HATE IS LIKE PORNOGRAPHY...I CAN'T REALLY DEFINE IT, BUT I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT. IT GIVES ME A BONER.....NOT THE HATE, THE PORNOGRAPHY. YOU GUYS HAVE TWISTED MINDS.

OFF TO TOURIST TOWN. YOU ARE IN MY PRAYERS. (YES I PRAY....BUT IN MY OWN WAY. THAT'S WHAT I SAY. I FEEL LIKE RHYMING TODAY. BOB IS GAY. HE HAS PUBE HAIRS OF GRAY. OK, NOW HAVE A NICE DAY. SIGNED: K)

PS...BOB IS GAY....OH, I GUESS I ALREADY USED THAT ONE.

QUICK FORMATTING CHANGE: MY BAD

I believe that behind many bad institutions are men and women who had a true and transcendental knowledge of a higher way of living. Christianity, Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, Taoism and many dead or unrecognized sects.

I don't know what the answer is. That is why I am out here. It is hypocritical of me to preach the idea that there is a more positive way to live life and then go negative on the rituals and stories found in the sacred texts of these religions. There are numerous blogs and posts for me to air out my frustrations. I respect your beliefs as friends and family and I am sorry for my offensive post. It is gone.

Sorry for diversion, lets just dance together and have fun. In the words of the Grateful Dead, "and the music never stopped." I won't megaphone my frustrations over the music anymore. I want this to be a little more family friendly. But, I'm still going to use 4 letter words.

So "LOVE" you all. I didn't say the 4 letter words were all going to be bad.

Peace. KDF

NO MORE NEGATIVE COMMENTS PLEASE: ME INCLUDED

I AM TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO DELETE NEGATIVE POSTS. IF YOU LEAVE A COMMENT ANONYMOUSLY I THINK I HAVE IT SET UP TO WHERE I CAN DELETE IT BEFORE IT IS POSTED.

I HAVE EDITED MY OWN CONTENT ON THE PHILOSOPHY AS WELL. I WAS IN A PISSY MOOD AFTER I BASHED MY HEAD AND HAD A HORRIBLE HEADACHE AND DECIDED TO BE A CLOSE-MINDED ASS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S BELIEFS.

PERHAPS THE TIMING OF THE NEGATIVE POST IS EVIDENCE THAT THERE IS A HIGHER POWER AND I WAS GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY TO SEE THAT PERSONAL HATE AND GENERAL HATE ARE EQUALLY HURTFUL.

I AM ASHAMED OF MY POST AND I HOPE THAT THE PERSON WHO LEFT THE NEGATIVE POST ON MY BLOG CAN LEARN FROM MY EXAMPLE. IF IT WAS A FRIEND, I UNDERSTAND ANGER AND FORGIVE MISTAKES. PLEASE KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SPECIAL TO ME AND I HOPE THAT YOU POINT OUT WHEN I POST HURTFUL THINGS.

THIS IS ABOUT FUN AND SHARING. I MISS YOU ALL AND THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT PORTAL TO SHARE MY TIME WITH YOU AND HEAR BACK FROM YOU.

TO ALL OF YOU, I HOPE YOUR GOD, HIGHER POWER OR PERSONAL SENSE OF GOODNESS BRINGS YOU HAPPINESS. PLEASE ALLOW THIS BLOG TO BE AN EXPRESSION OF THAT HAPPINESS. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HATE, TURN ON TV. I MEAN REALLY, IF "AMERICAN IDOL" IS NOT EVIDENCE OF AN EVIL AND MENACING PRESENCE IN THIS WORLD THAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

PEACE. KDF

I HAVE BEEN EATING BUGS!!!!

Not on purpose. A new "snack" showed up at my favorite store. They looked like "Bugles" - those tasty little deep fried treats. Protein was 15 gms. Fat was 1 gram. A little high on sugar, but no big whoop.

Oh, so yummy, low in fat and tasty. Yes, they were deep fried bugs. When you see them in baskets they look like peanut sized "ball bug." - You know, those bugs that roll up in a ball when you touch them. Well, here there is type of catapillar that turns into a very pretty butterfly. I love them, but they are bugs.

They only arrive seasonally so you have about 3 weeks to buy them. Trust me, ...in the words of Alice in Chains "look at me, now i'm set, with a bug for a pet." I am officially a lover of bugs and raw fish.

Peace. kDF

I BLAME SHORT PEOPLE...AND CHRISTIANS

You can take the Dork out of Iowa but you can't take the Dork out of me. Having discovered that I was OK for an E5 Visa I had one short second of joy and jumped.

The ceilings in this place are 7 foot. I know white people can't jump, but give us a fucking foot. I jumped and smacked my head on the ceiling. I left a skull sized dent in the ceiling and landed on my ankle and it completely gave out on me. I fell and then smacked my head on the table. FUCK THAT HURT. I took a blow to the top of my head, ankle is now blue again and then I hit my forehead. I got pissed and sat in my internet chair and slipped up to the desk. These bastards are so short that the table cut my knee open. So I walked to the door and hit a fucking door stop nailed into the floor that completely jammed two toes back into my foot and turned the toe-nails blue.

These bastards do not take make virtuous living easy. They have a vending beer and hard liquor machine on each floor that works 24/7. Cigarettes: vending machine. Ephedra drinks that will make your hair stand up: vending machine. Message: speed dial in even the most fancy of hotels. Porn at the 7-11 (that company is the most universal convenience store I know of).

LET IT BE.
KDF

FUKIN' FUKUOKA 05/11/06

WHY THE FUCK IN FUKUOKA?

Sounds like my drinking days. You get drunk and fuck, you woke in Fukuoka

I left Korea b/c I was told that under my E2 Visa I had 14 days. Turns out that was wrong. I thought I had fly out, get a tourist Visa, come back and have 30 days to find a job and then fly out and come back in under a new E2. WRONG.

1) I have a multiple entry Visa. That means I had 6 months. I wasted my last $500 on a trip for nothing

2) It was totally worth my money. I discovered that I qualify for an E5 Visa, which means that I can stay in Korea for 5 years and can teach on my own. All I have to do is pay taxes. That means I can start my own school immediately.

3) I am going to take a 4 month course in Korean at one of the best schools in Korea. It will cost me 300,000 won ($300). They specialize in helping people pass a government test called the TOPEK. It is a government diploma that says what level of Korean you have. If you have a level 2 then nearly any corporation or firm will take you. They specialize in getting people a Level 2 diploma in 4 months.

NEXT STEPS:
1) Enjoy a 3 day vacation in Japan. This city is beautiful. The transit systems in Japan and Korea is amazing, efficient & easy to understand. I can travel the city for nearly nothing. This place offers a full meal every morning with more food than you can imagine for free. I just fill my backpack with a few salads and sandwiches and put them in my fridge. Eating is free.

2) Poop. I really don't need to poop, but all of the toilets here have two little buttons: men and women. I have heard of Bidets (spelling?) before, but they squirt the butt. I will own one.

In Korea the public bathrooms have hole in the floor that looks like a built in urinal. You pull down you pants and squat over it and poop in the hole. I refuse to use them. You must carry your own toilet paper in Korea. In Japan the public restrooms rinse your bung with a nice warm stream of water that says "welcome to the land of the rising sun (and nice clean bung)." OK, I added that last part.

Out of curiosity, I pushed the woman's button. It squirted warm water all over by balls. It was nice, but it made me had to pee again.

It did help give me a geographic perspective on the location of the female anatomy though. I am afraid to have sex in the dark because I don't get laid that often. My aim is off and sometimes the search for the holy land is it like trying to get the keys in your ignition when you're really drunk.

Sometimes the search is so awkward that, well, the key goes limp. Same thing with putting on a rubber. I know you got a 50/50 chance of getting it on the right way the first time, but that process of unwrapping the damn thing and getting it on gives the penis performance anxiety. I want to name a band after it. I think Kearney came up with the phrase: "Limp Dick and the Whiskeys."

Face it, looking for the gopher hole or putting on a raincoat interrupt sex. Both are like giving someone an invitation to their own surprise party. It just takes the "bang" out of things.

3) Cash in $5000 from my retirement immediately and get an E5. I found that there is a boat that goes from Korea to Japan for $175 round trip. It is only $20 for the train ride from Seoul to the boat at Busan. I could get it done in a week for less than $300. I then am a prized possession.

SO YES, I CAME TO JAPAN FOR NOTHING, BUT GAINED SO MUCH INFORMATION THAT IT WAS WORTH IT'S WEIGHT IN GOLD.

I HAVE TWO DAYS TO TAKE PICTURES OF THE TEMPLES AND BEAUTIFUL PONDS.

I must go now. I really don't have to poop, but I just it just makes me feel so fresh. It is also a good way to splash some warm water in your face in the morning when you wake up. JUST KIDDING.

PEACE.
WHAT THE FUCK AM IN DOING IN FUKUOKA! KDF

MORE EVIDENCE: CHANGE OF PLAN: TOO MANY ATTORNEYS ALREADY

MR. KIM GAVE ME ASSIGNMENTS IN EARLY APRIL. MS. KIM BEGAN GIVING ME ASSIGNMENTS IN MID APRIL. I DID NOT HAVE TIME TO DO THEM BOTH SO I SENT THE EMAIL BELOW ASKING THEM FOR A MEETING. MS. KIM INTERCEPTED MR. KIM'S EMAIL AND BITCHED ME OUT FOR "DOUBLE CHECKING" HER ASSIGNMENTS AND TOLD ME TO DO HER WORK.

TODAY MR. KIM WENT FUCKING BALLISTIC ON ME IN THE CAR. I MEAN CRAZY SCREAMING LIKE I WAS EITHER GOING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE OR JUMP OUT OF A MOVING CAR IN TRAFFIC. I HONESTLY ABOUT BEAT THE MAN TO A PULP. HE WAS MAD BECAUSE I DID NOT GET HIS ASSIGNMENT DONE FIRST. I TOLD HIM THAT I SENT THE EMAIL BELOW. HE READ IT AND SAID "THAT IS NO EXCUSE. YOU NEVER REACH ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST CALL. THERE IS NO EXCUSE. I CANNOT IMAGINE YOU WOULD EVER DO THIS TO ME. YOU KNOW NOTHING AND I PAY YOU FOR WHAT? FOR DOING NOTHING?"

HE LITERALLY YELLED AT ME FOR ABOUT 20 MINTUES BETWEEN THE CAR AND HIS APARTMENT. HE SAID "YOU MUST PRIORITIZE ME, NOT MS. KIM." I SAID "IF YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT 2 WEEKS AGO, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE."... THAT SET OFF 5 MORE MINUTES OF YELLING."

I OWE MY SISTER $1000 AND HIM $2000. I AM GOING TO CASH OUT $5000 FROM MY RETIRMENT FUND. I WILL PAY MY SISTER AND THEN KEEP $2000 ON ME AT ALL TIMES. I WILL NOT LET HIM GET MY E2 VISA. I KNOW THEY BOTH FEEL THEY CAN SHIT ON ME AT ME ANY TIME. I OWE THEM MONEY. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY KOREAN FRIENDS WHO READ THIS, BUT I WAS TOLD THAT RICH KOREANS FEEL SUPERIOR TO OTHERS, INCLUDING THEIR OWN. I THINK THIS IS TRUE. THE STUDENTS AND WORKERS I MET ARE HONORABLE AND POLITE. THE RICH PEOPLE ARE ARROGANT AND DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW HARD THE REST OF THE OTHER KOREANS ARE WORKING TO SUPPORT THEIR $100 LUNCHES EVERY DAY. KOREAN'S NEED A LABOR PARTY AND A TAX SYSTEM. FUCK THE RICH. anyway.....

THE NEXT TIME THEY RAISE THEIR VOICE I WILL THROW $2000 IN HER/HIS FACE AND THEN DECIDE WHETHER TO SPIT IN IT OR PUNCH IT. IF IT IS HIM I WILL SPIT. IF IT IS HER, I'M GONNA PUNCH.

NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS JOB HAS A LIFE SPAN OF HOW LONG IT TAKES TO CASH IN $5000 FROM MY RETIREMENT.

I DON'T REMEMBER MY HONOR, PRIDE OR DIGNITY BEING ON THAT CONTRACT. BESIDES, IT IS ILLEGAL AND IF HE TRIES TO FUCK WITH ME...........................................................................................................................

WAIT... I DON'T HAVE TO PAY THEM A THING. NEXT TIME THEY YELL I JUST QUIT. IF THEY THREATEN TO SUE ME I TURN THEM INTO IMMIGRATION. I GET DEPORTED AND PAY $1000 FINE PLUS I GET A FREE PLANE TRIP HOME. THAT IS CHEAPER..AND THEY WILL JUST LET ME WALK..THEY WON'T FACE THE SHAME OF BREAKING THE LAW. NO WAY. I GOT IT FUCKING MADE.

OH....THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. KEEP YOUR EYES POSTED. THE QUESTION IS SIMPLY THIS: " CAN A 39 (US YEARS GODDAMMIT) YR OLD NEWBIE IN KOREA TAKE DOWN A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR FAMILY AND WALK AWAY SCOTT FREE OR GET THEM TO KISS HIS ASS? ANYBODY CAN MAKE AN ATTORNEY. IT TAKES BALLS TO GET A MILLIONAIRE TO LET YOU TEABAG HIM.

I THINK I HAVE FOUND A GAME FUNNER THAN BRINGING A DOCTORATE TO KOREA. THERE ARE ALREADY TOO MANY FUCKING LAWYERS. I HATE THEM. I KNOW, I AM ONE AND I CAN BARELY STAND MYSELF.

READ THIS EMAIL AND TELL ME IT IS NOT A PLEA FOR HELP:

Dear Mr. & Ms. Kim,

I need your help. I have been given a number of verbal assignments by you both. I need your help organizing them. Could we please spend time together and iron out (1) details, (2) timeline and (3) priority level.

It is essential that I have both of you together. You have both given me projects that the other does not know about. Please do not ask me to choose which one of you is most important. I want to do my best for BOTH of you. I simply cannot complete both and without your help I am going to have to let one of you down. Please meet with me or with each other and provide me outline using the three points above.

Thanks! Kelly

THESE GUYS ARE HEARTLESS FUCKS...MAN DID I MESS UP!

I GOT MY ASS CHEWED FOR MISSING A TRAIN TODAY. I WAS 10 MINUTES LATE. SHE SAID "THERE IS NO EXCUSE - IF YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE THEN YOU BE HERE. YOU CAN REST YOUR FOOT ON SATURDAY."

THEN SHE HAD ME STOP AND PICK UP BIG MACS AND COKES....SO THE RUSH WAS?...HEARTLESS FUCKS.

LEGALLY PROHIBITED FROM WEARING SPANDEX

Some have suggested I post a "naturalle'" picture in spandex. Though I wear the "spandex" shorts that bicylcist's wear, I am actually under a RESTRAINING ORDER prohibiting me from wearing any other sort of Spandex. I cannot mention names, as I signed a confidentiality order, but here is a brief (pardon the pun) summary.

I was wearing Spandex one day while walking through the bra department at Sears. My imagination got the best of me and I popped a steamrod. There was not enough room to accommodate my raging boner and the Spandex finally snapped. There were several thousand dollars worth of property damage and 2 store clerks were taken away by ambulance. Tragically, a young girl buying her first training bra was too close to when it all popped loose. She had to wear to an eyepatch for several weeks. The last I heard she was still single and in therapy. I think I turned her LEZ.

SO, SORRY the spandex thing is not an option.

Peace. Kelly