AA NEVER MADE TO EAST ASIA

In a daring attempt to prove that the Ninja spirit and the "disprine" of Asian culture could overcome the perils of alcoholism, Soju Sakisam attempts to conquere the first beer in Japan. Despite his gallant attempts, his head exploded after a mere three minutes of intense denial.

Sadly, 3 bystanders were killed in the mad rush for the unopened beer and AA suffered its first major defeat in East Asia.