ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
MAN WHAT A GORGEOUS DAY! I AM PUMPED. THE BREAKFAST HERE HAS AN ESPRESSO MACHINE, YOGURT, BOILED EGGS AND FAT FREE MILK. MY OLD STANDBY BREAKFAST IN THE US!!! I AM ZAPPED WITH ESPRESSO AND IN GREAT SPIRITS.
I HAVE A MAP OF THE CITY AND THE SUBWAY. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT TO THE OCEAN, BUT IT WILL TAKE TOO MUCH TRAVEL TIME. I CAN MAKE IT TO 3-4 TEMPLES AND MARKETS OR ONE BIG BODY OF WATER. I WILL TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE.
IF I CAN FIND A COMPUTER SHOP I WILL FIND A WIRE TO CONNECT MY CAMERA TO MY COMPUTER AND POST THE PICS. THERE ARE ALSO SOME FUNNY ONES OF MY WITH MY BLOODY KNEE, ELBOW AND FOREHEAD. THEY LOOK WORSE THAN THEY ARE. I BLEED LIKE AN IRISHMAN.
HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING A GREAT DAY. LOVE YOU ALL AND SORRY AGAIN FOR MY BLAST OF RELIGIOUS PIOUS CLOSE-MINDED SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS. YOU ALL DESERVE MORE RESPECT FROM ME THAN THAT AND IT WAS SELFISH OF ME JUDGE. IF IT FEELS GOOD AND MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON THAN DO IT.
WITH THAT IN MIND I AM GOING TO GO POOP. I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO POOP, BUT WHEN I PUSH THAT BUTTON IT MAKES ME POOP. I FIGURED OUT A KILLER LITTLE FEATURE. THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES IT SQUIRTED ICE COLD WATER ON MY BUNGULAR REGION. MY BUTT CLINCHED SO HARD I COULD HAVE CRACKED OPEN A WALNUT.
I NOTICED A "PREP" BUTTON. IT LETS OUT ALL OF THE COLD WATER AND SHOOTS WARM WATER. AHHH, NOW THAT'S LIVING THE HIGH LIFE. IT MAKES ME WANT TO SING.
I THINK I AM GOING TO CREATE A NEW RAP CHARACTER BASED ON THIS EXPERIENCE. INSTEAD OF EMINEM I WILL CALL HIM ENIMA-EM! HA, I KILL ME.
PEACE YA'LL AND HOPEFULLY I WILL COME BACK AND POST SOME BEAUTIFUL PICS. NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY....JUST AN EVER-PRESENT LAYER OF SMOG AND HUMIDITY. AHH, SMELLS LIKE CAPITALISM!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL. PLEASE TRY AND FIND A WAY TO "REGISTER" OR LEAVE AN EMAIL ADDRESS. ANONYMOUS COMMENTS WILL BE HELD PENDING APPROVAL, SO IF YOU DON'T REGISTER AN EMAIL, IT MAY NOT END UP ON THE BLOG.
I HAD SOMEONE POST A VERY HATEFUL POST. I AM GLAD IN A WAY BECAUSE IT HELPED ME SEE HOW HATEFUL MY COMMENT ABOUT THE CHURCH WAS. HATE IS LIKE PORNOGRAPHY...I CAN'T REALLY DEFINE IT, BUT I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT. IT GIVES ME A BONER.....NOT THE HATE, THE PORNOGRAPHY. YOU GUYS HAVE TWISTED MINDS.
OFF TO TOURIST TOWN. YOU ARE IN MY PRAYERS. (YES I PRAY....BUT IN MY OWN WAY. THAT'S WHAT I SAY. I FEEL LIKE RHYMING TODAY. BOB IS GAY. HE HAS PUBE HAIRS OF GRAY. OK, NOW HAVE A NICE DAY. SIGNED: K)
PS...BOB IS GAY....OH, I GUESS I ALREADY USED THAT ONE.
I HAVE A MAP OF THE CITY AND THE SUBWAY. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT TO THE OCEAN, BUT IT WILL TAKE TOO MUCH TRAVEL TIME. I CAN MAKE IT TO 3-4 TEMPLES AND MARKETS OR ONE BIG BODY OF WATER. I WILL TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE.
IF I CAN FIND A COMPUTER SHOP I WILL FIND A WIRE TO CONNECT MY CAMERA TO MY COMPUTER AND POST THE PICS. THERE ARE ALSO SOME FUNNY ONES OF MY WITH MY BLOODY KNEE, ELBOW AND FOREHEAD. THEY LOOK WORSE THAN THEY ARE. I BLEED LIKE AN IRISHMAN.
HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING A GREAT DAY. LOVE YOU ALL AND SORRY AGAIN FOR MY BLAST OF RELIGIOUS PIOUS CLOSE-MINDED SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS. YOU ALL DESERVE MORE RESPECT FROM ME THAN THAT AND IT WAS SELFISH OF ME JUDGE. IF IT FEELS GOOD AND MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON THAN DO IT.
WITH THAT IN MIND I AM GOING TO GO POOP. I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO POOP, BUT WHEN I PUSH THAT BUTTON IT MAKES ME POOP. I FIGURED OUT A KILLER LITTLE FEATURE. THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES IT SQUIRTED ICE COLD WATER ON MY BUNGULAR REGION. MY BUTT CLINCHED SO HARD I COULD HAVE CRACKED OPEN A WALNUT.
I NOTICED A "PREP" BUTTON. IT LETS OUT ALL OF THE COLD WATER AND SHOOTS WARM WATER. AHHH, NOW THAT'S LIVING THE HIGH LIFE. IT MAKES ME WANT TO SING.
I THINK I AM GOING TO CREATE A NEW RAP CHARACTER BASED ON THIS EXPERIENCE. INSTEAD OF EMINEM I WILL CALL HIM ENIMA-EM! HA, I KILL ME.
PEACE YA'LL AND HOPEFULLY I WILL COME BACK AND POST SOME BEAUTIFUL PICS. NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY....JUST AN EVER-PRESENT LAYER OF SMOG AND HUMIDITY. AHH, SMELLS LIKE CAPITALISM!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL. PLEASE TRY AND FIND A WAY TO "REGISTER" OR LEAVE AN EMAIL ADDRESS. ANONYMOUS COMMENTS WILL BE HELD PENDING APPROVAL, SO IF YOU DON'T REGISTER AN EMAIL, IT MAY NOT END UP ON THE BLOG.
I HAD SOMEONE POST A VERY HATEFUL POST. I AM GLAD IN A WAY BECAUSE IT HELPED ME SEE HOW HATEFUL MY COMMENT ABOUT THE CHURCH WAS. HATE IS LIKE PORNOGRAPHY...I CAN'T REALLY DEFINE IT, BUT I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT. IT GIVES ME A BONER.....NOT THE HATE, THE PORNOGRAPHY. YOU GUYS HAVE TWISTED MINDS.
OFF TO TOURIST TOWN. YOU ARE IN MY PRAYERS. (YES I PRAY....BUT IN MY OWN WAY. THAT'S WHAT I SAY. I FEEL LIKE RHYMING TODAY. BOB IS GAY. HE HAS PUBE HAIRS OF GRAY. OK, NOW HAVE A NICE DAY. SIGNED: K)
PS...BOB IS GAY....OH, I GUESS I ALREADY USED THAT ONE.
posted by KELLY FRAZIER at 9:33 AM
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Yes, picture please!
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